So I had my wildest day yesterday.

8:00am CST: Woke up, showered, got really high... same as usual
9:15: Went to my Constitutional Writing class super high, class was canceled but this lady friend I had been hittin on asked me for help on something.
9:30ish: She writes something down on her notes and passes it to me and has this dirty ass look on her face. Note says: "bathroom, 4th floor, 5 minutes" and she just leaves.
9:35ish: Still trying to figure out where this blind sided sex invitation came from, arrive at bathroom
9:55ish: Finish up in the bathroom and we go our seperate ways.
10:45: Start my second class. I forget soemthing in my car so I get in the elevator to go down stairs
10:50ish: I see her talking to another guy, wtf, turns out to be herboyfriend, she subsequently shoos me away. I get the shit out of my car
11:00ish: I get in the elevator to go back up to my class. It stops at 3, the doors open, bam! Shes right there. Things get hot, I decide to skip class for obvious reasons
11:00ish-1:30ish: Did in the bathroom again, my car, her car and then back to my house for a nightdaycap
4:00pm: She leaves, I go to work
7:30pm: I receive a text message, "where r u work?" I respond "Sears", she responds "on my way"
8:00pm: I'm selling some old racist fucker a lawnmower and I see her talking to my manager outta the corner of my eye. She comes up to me and I ask my manager if I could get a break to which he responds with a laugh
8:20ish: We look for a good spot. I decide paint stock room. Pants are down, bits are lined up and the shuttle is ready for re-entry
8:25ish: Some little *beep* kid that works in home decor walks in and lets out a blood curling scream which makes me scream out of impulse which makes her scream. She goes running out into the store with her shirt half off and Loss Prevention pages me to come into their office
8:40ish: I got fired


Wild ass day

Mehhh i can top that

one day me and three buddys are just wrecked on southern comfort
we know we are gonna puke but one of my buddys says lets go see chronicles of riddick

sat through the whole thing without puking
then i get home and wouldnt u know i lost my glasses

Me 1 - ewok 0

Looks like someones been diggin some Family Guy.

Anybody know about the bird?

It's the word

it would've been wilder if 8:45ish, you smashed again in the linen department.

sounds like a productive day. dangerous vagina though. good luck on the job hunt. how long were you there?

Dangerous indeed, her dude was a scary lookin dude. I work at that place twice for like a combined 16 months, f*** that shit.

hahahahaha.. wow.

Having sex in school... not bad.

laying pipe in your car... pimpin'.

smashin' the b*tch at work the same day and get caught by an employee and then fired?... priceless!

Thats wild though doggie!

I have zero money now







Its got about a month left of brokeness till its run out its worth but still...totally worth doing